littleyaoithings:

Yes I support gay rights.

Yes I would care if you died.

No I’m not going to reblog that post.

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

steampoweredlabrat:

davidmichaelbennett:

Two and a half hour layover in Chicago on our way to Midwest Media Expo! Nostrils.

So sad I live in WA state right now! 
dumbledoctor:

buggery-bollocks:


The Union Jack.

Whoa. Now this naive American is well informed. yay.

And Wales is over here like, “Fuck you I am a dragon! RAWR”

gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

image

sherleg:

john is invited to stay with the holmes parents at christmas together with sherlock and mycroft and the morning after christmas they are all in the kitchen for breakfast and the mother exlaims “who has used all the milk again??” and in defense sherlock blurts out “mycroft ate all the cake from yesterday!” and mycroft just looks scandalised at sherlock and yells “sherlock is in love with john!” and sherlock almost dies of emberrassment

cool gender neutral dating terms

lizlord:

1. datemate
2. kissfriend
3. lovebud
4. smoochcutie
5. romfriend (like romantic get it)
6. my person
7. favorite friend
8. the datemeister
9. commitmentbuddy
10. coolperson

ryan: breathes
the rest of achievement hunter: wOW RYAN YOU'RE SO GOD DAMN CREEPY TONE IT THE FUCK DOWN THERE'S CHILDREN WATCHING WHAT THE HELL MAN
citruscephalopod:

We are all made of cats